Gumminfengud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless shrew.

Gumminfengud created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumminfengud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gumminfengud, it will strike you with lightening.

Gumminfengud's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gumminfengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never look at dwarf planets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Do not make images of living things.