Futhinvil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust parrot.

Futhinvil created a charm quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Futhinvil, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Futhinvil, it will turn you into a tree.

Futhinvil's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Futhinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not consume oranges at dawn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Worship no other gods but Futhinvil.