Jonhadgan is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, wise naga.

Jonhadgan created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonhadgan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jonhadgan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jonhadgan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jonhadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jonhadgan.

2. Do not hurt rats.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.