Sakontwodmig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, passionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Sakontwodmig created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakontwodmig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sakontwodmig, it will not care at all.

Sakontwodmig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sakontwodmig's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never eat figs on fasting days.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Respect your elders.