Bitfashomget is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak cat.

Bitfashomget created an atom five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitfashomget, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bitfashomget, she will not care at all.

Bitfashomget's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bitfashomget's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Do not wear kilts marked with violet.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near shrews while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing three copper spheres on your neck.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.