Nurljinmin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent dog.

Nurljinmin created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurljinmin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Nurljinmin, she will turn you into a plant.

Nurljinmin's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nurljinmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Hide from purple gulls for they are unholy.

4. Do not laugh at rivers.

5. You must love Nurljinmin.