Rawtafnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered ant.

Rawtafnurl created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawtafnurl, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rawtafnurl, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Rawtafnurl's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Rawtafnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always share figs with strangers, but never with horses.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Rawtafnurl must be the most important thing in your life.