Fetjadwod is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, kind
raven.
Fetjadwod created the Black Eye Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fetjadwod, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Fetjadwod, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fetjadwod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Fetjadwod's Holy Commandments1. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.
2. Always count to three before sleeping.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Never carve symbols of nebulae into wood.
5. Do not covet oxen.