Dimlarnneg Parkcatsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, almighty hyena.

Dimlarnneg Parkcatsak created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlarnneg Parkcatsak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dimlarnneg Parkcatsak, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dimlarnneg Parkcatsak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Dimlarnneg Parkcatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always store gooseberries above ground.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not keep five grasshopers in a large pit.