Hascubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest horse.

Hascubbog created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hascubbog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hascubbog, she will torture you forever.

Hascubbog's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Hascubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine ants approach from the south.

2. Always obey Hascubbog's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

4. Do not kill snakes.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.