Hadgofvol is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sapient monkey.

Hadgofvol created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Hadgofvol, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadgofvol, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hadgofvol's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hadgofvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry snails.

3. Always obey Hadgofvol's priests.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Never approach rivers carrying ash.