Cungovsan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane dog.

Cungovsan created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cungovsan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cungovsan, it will strike you with lightening.

Cungovsan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cungovsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not place carrots upon stone.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cungovsan.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Never wear gray shoes on sacred days.

5. Never travel toward the west during spring.