Bonpaklad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing duck.

Bonpaklad created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonpaklad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonpaklad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bonpaklad's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bonpaklad's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never wear yellow shorts on sacred days.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonpaklad.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.