Wapweedad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, fussy giraffe.

Wapweedad created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Wapweedad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wapweedad, he will destroy your home planet.

Wapweedad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wapweedad's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never travel toward the east during spring.

4. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

5. Do not listen to music.