Jabsatsandkab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic wasp.

Jabsatsandkab created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabsatsandkab, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jabsatsandkab, he will laugh at you.

Jabsatsandkab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Jabsatsandkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning moons.

2. Never eat bread.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Do not contemplate electromagnetism during the night.