Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, temperamental jackal.

Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in winter.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Hide if three pigs approach from the north.

5. You must pray to Rowtofliphasfiddunnattap five times a day.