Flisbigxinwan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured faun.

Flisbigxinwan created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbigxinwan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Flisbigxinwan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Flisbigxinwan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flisbigxinwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always treat voles with great respect.