Bestcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthoughtful slug.

Bestcuss created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestcuss, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestcuss, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bestcuss' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bestcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare beans while wearing stockings.

2. Never bounce in autumn.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never cross forests at midnight.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Bestcuss in the centre of the settlement.