Cip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, tranquil naga.

Cip created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cip, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cip's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

2. Never curse while facing north.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Cip in the centre of the settlement.