Sattinpom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful narwhal.

Sattinpom created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sattinpom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sattinpom, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sattinpom's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Sattinpom's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away if four moths approach from the north.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.