Zog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, boastful human.

Zog created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Zog, it will turn you into a rock.

Zog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Zog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of nebulae aloud.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zog in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.