Gonriltan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, capable dragon.

Gonriltan created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonriltan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gonriltan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gonriltan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gonriltan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at rivers.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics.

3. Always look after injured hamsters.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near foxes while wearing fawn tights and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.