Bamnarlak is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody wasp.

Bamnarlak created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamnarlak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bamnarlak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bamnarlak's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bamnarlak's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mark doors with violet.

3. Do not keep seven monkeys in a large pit.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never play with disobedient children.