Arnlimhad is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful dove.

Arnlimhad created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnlimhad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arnlimhad, he will turn you into a plant.

Arnlimhad's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Arnlimhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never cross rivers at midday.