Yamtomvag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome donkey.

Yamtomvag created the Cigar Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamtomvag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yamtomvag, it will turn you into a slug.

Yamtomvag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Yamtomvag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant black sculpture of Yamtomvag in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always help eagles.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.