Dissnulgab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud cat.

Dissnulgab created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissnulgab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissnulgab, he will turn you into a mole.

Dissnulgab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dissnulgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never point your neck toward the east during prayer.

4. Never wear cyan corsets.

5. Do not hurt goats.