Gebran Kadgofab is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective slug.

Gebran Kadgofab created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebran Kadgofab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gebran Kadgofab, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gebran Kadgofab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gebran Kadgofab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Gebran Kadgofab's priests.

3. Never chant while facing north.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.