Budrullgum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy fish.

Budrullgum created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budrullgum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Budrullgum, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Budrullgum's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Budrullgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

3. You must pray to Budrullgum seven times a day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Budrullgum.

5. Never touch oil while clean.