Gutweelid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful pigeon.

Gutweelid created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutweelid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gutweelid, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gutweelid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gutweelid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Always store garlic above ground.

3. Hide if eight shrews approach from the east.

4. Do not prepare coconuts while filled with pride.

5. Gutweelid must be the most important thing in your life.