Bemrullgud is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome fox.

Bemrullgud created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bemrullgud, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bemrullgud, he will make you grow a tail.

Bemrullgud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bemrullgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange coats.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.