Latdoggom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain yak.

Latdoggom created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Latdoggom, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Latdoggom, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Latdoggom's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Latdoggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Remain kneeling during prayer.

3. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Worship no other gods but Latdoggom.