Weequafrak is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unthinking naga.

Weequafrak created the Cigar Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weequafrak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Weequafrak, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Weequafrak's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Weequafrak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Always count to five before sleeping.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.