Nilbiddusskongodbembarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong tapir.

Nilbiddusskongodbembarn created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nilbiddusskongodbembarn, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nilbiddusskongodbembarn, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nilbiddusskongodbembarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nilbiddusskongodbembarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nilbiddusskongodbembarn's priests.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about otters.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.