Dod is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, amazing chicken.

Dod created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dod, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about nebulae.