Tifwonnan is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong tapir.

Tifwonnan created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tifwonnan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tifwonnan, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tifwonnan's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tifwonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tifwonnan.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

5. Tifwonnan must be the most important thing in your life.