Miphomwot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest raven.

Miphomwot created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Miphomwot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Miphomwot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Miphomwot's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Miphomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed strawberries to sheep while wearing purple boots.

5. Always stare at clouds.