Ladfomrannill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, vain gnu.

Ladfomrannill created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladfomrannill, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladfomrannill, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ladfomrannill's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Ladfomrannill's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Never leap in the presence of elders.

4. Do not take Ladfomrannill's name in vain.

5. Never hurt dolphins.