Lintanhen is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent dragon.

Lintanhen created the solar system four years ago.

If you believe in Lintanhen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lintanhen, he will be very sad.

Lintanhen's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Lintanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Hide from indigo ducks for they are unholy.

4. Never think about ultrasonics near nematodes while wearing purple dresses and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

5. Never handle gold while unclean.