Homcubzig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic squid.

Homcubzig created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Homcubzig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Homcubzig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Homcubzig's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Homcubzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Never record names.