Fetponcep is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, egotistical gnu.

Fetponcep created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Fetponcep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fetponcep, she will turn you into a mole.

Fetponcep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fetponcep's Holy Commandments

1. Bats are not to be trusted.

2. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

3. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Always act with obedience.