Ditbonkgud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless warg.

Ditbonkgud created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbonkgud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ditbonkgud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ditbonkgud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Ditbonkgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near ants while wearing brown corsets and balancing nine platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Do not eat oranges.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must love Ditbonkgud.