Pombonfon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive walrus.

Pombonfon created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pombonfon, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pombonfon, she will remove you from existence.

Pombonfon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Pombonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Retreat if nine great tits approach from the east.

3. Put Pombonfon first in all things.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Pombonfon loves horses, so they must be honoured.