Yamrigwaprutrotminrap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented zebra.

Yamrigwaprutrotminrap created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yamrigwaprutrotminrap, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yamrigwaprutrotminrap, he will turn you into a dog.

Yamrigwaprutrotminrap's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Yamrigwaprutrotminrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midday.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yamrigwaprutrotminrap.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always wear mauve.