Fomyoghab is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty human.

Fomyoghab created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomyoghab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fomyoghab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Fomyoghab's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fomyoghab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.