Ortdon Kindibcud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, prudent cobra.

Ortdon Kindibcud created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortdon Kindibcud, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ortdon Kindibcud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Ortdon Kindibcud's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Ortdon Kindibcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove kilts before entering holy places.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Never proclaim while facing west.

4. Do not sing at forests.

5. Do not gather at towers at midnight.