Pigcedceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, moody gorilla.

Pigcedceb created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Pigcedceb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pigcedceb, it will turn you into a slug.

Pigcedceb's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pigcedceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Always remove coats before touching tin.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with pride.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near ducks while wearing magenta scarves.