Rat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, intelligent unicorn.

Rat created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Rat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of stars aloud.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Rat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always wear plain stockings during rituals.