Himlibteen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable chicken.

Himlibteen created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himlibteen, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himlibteen, he will turn you into a goat.

Himlibteen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Himlibteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip at mountains.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near tapirs while wearing purple stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your head.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.