Fliggovtipfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, happy ant.

Fliggovtipfoss created dark energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggovtipfoss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fliggovtipfoss, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fliggovtipfoss' most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fliggovtipfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not step barefoot upon red earth.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Never pray while filled with fear.