Cubbonbop is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, cheerful mongoose.

Cubbonbop created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubbonbop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubbonbop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Cubbonbop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cubbonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching titanium.

5. Never eat green fruit.